Dear Mr. Google

This is an older post I just ran across about And All That Malarkey's problems with Google's Adsense. Some of the problems have been solved since, but the letter is amusing and I know that I'm not the only one with a crush on Google.

I wish that you could hear me weeping. I wish that you would wipe away the tears. Please Mr. Google, hear my pleas, and don't make my love in vain.

All my love dearest Mr. Google,

Malarkey